Lingo

I love to speak the lingo of others:
babygirltara170: lol
babygirltara170: im guessin u wont be doin that ne time soon lol
T15WIT: nu huh
T15WIT: no way
babygirltara170: lol well i saw ur bf today i always see him n some daniel kid talkin to Sara
T15WIT: yea, I sometimes wonder if they is um "flirtin" w/ her..
babygirltara170: ur bf isnt he better not b lol
T15WIT: what?
T15WIT: not b?
T15WIT: wut does that mean?
babygirltara170: better not be
T15WIT: ooo
babygirltara170: ur so dumb lol
T15WIT: lol k
T15WIT: lol yah I kno
babygirltara170: lol
T15WIT: i g2g
T15WIT: sry gurlfriend!
T15WIT: ttyl cya!


and..

RieBeam2: Hola, Tory
T15WIT: Salut
RieBeam2: So hows it go?
T15WIT: It goes "moo".
RieBeam2: Oh haha

and..(on phone)

Me: Okay Sherman so let me get this straight, Tuesday's been cancelled, but the gig for Saturday is still go?
Agent: Yeah.
Me: Okay thanks.

and..

Me: Hey mom,
Mom: Hey i got a new movie for you to watch it has ewan mcgregor, and your aunt tammy thinks hes such a hottie and its a great romance and..

and..

Me(In highpitched voice): yippee it's Sara!
Sara: HIYA TORY! *GLOMP*

and..

Me: No way man Black Canary could kick Cat woman's ass anyday, and how's your life been, eh Benny Boy?
Ben: I still think Cat..oh it's been really miserable w/o you guys along anymore..*sad face*

and..

Bryan: Dammit! Stop IMing my cellphone you bitch!
Me: Hehehehehehe, but Bryan you are a gay diabetic loser.

and..

Me: Chipmunk Lad or Munchkin Man, which do you prefer as a title?
Brandon: ...

and..

Me: Ms. Maxey is there any way I could retake this test
Ms. Maxey: *face goes red, steam slightly comes outta ears*
Me: Oh shit, take cover.

and..

A_kook(me): We need a mascot goshdurnit!
(Rest of !SHYEAH!): Yah! I agree!

and..

Me: And that is why these children need our time for tutoring, I'd just like to start this program so these children...I mean, if anyone else would come along it would be nice and...
Missions Committee from church: We'll help!

and..

Me: Ms. Frankie how was your weekend?
Ms. Frankie (lil old italian lady): It was great dearie, went to a movie with my friends..




ah, the many faces of Tory Richardson, and that ain't even half of them..hehehe