Tuesday, January 17, 2006

Somebody Shoot Me.

The neon is graffitti...

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Half awake, I've been that all afternoon. Care to know why I should have just slept all day?

  • Bombed Calc Ch 5 Test and didn't turn in homework
  • Mistaking my shoe laces for snakes
  • Driving recklessly..in a parking lot...in front of a really hott guy
  • Standing in front of a class of college kids and saying "And I'll keep using this purse until it's no longer a purse but...felt's not the right word."
  • Standing in front of a class of college kids and also saying "And this candle describes me because uhm, it's scent is honeysuckle and smelling it calms me" Then sniffing it in front of the class

Okay this one is from another day, but someone was saying how they love the doors, and well, I confused the cars with the doors so I said "Oh yeah! I saw their lead singer with his model wife in the bahamas last christmas!" to where they gave me an odd look and left...before it dawned on me "Wait, that's Jim morrison...Jim Morrison is dead. Oh god." and then apologizing to that fellow and it made him laugh greatly.

  • Back to the day, I also just in about every conversation stuttered
  • Almost hitting dog in middle of road, stopping car, having it come to the side of car most likely looking for food, and me holding up traffic
  • Also! This has been happening for a little while now but it was worse than ever today, I feel like I've been coming apart at the joints, my jaw keeps popping in and out in and out, but it used to be when I opened my mouth really wide it would do it, now it's minute things like eating or yawning, or even talking! Plus my leg keeps popping in and out..grr

Strange, and here Fiona Apple's voice just melted all that away, I just spent the last few minutes laying on my bed staring at the celing in a dim lit room while she sang O' Sailor

Mm, maybe you shouldn't kill me yet.

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