Tory,
you drank 2.5 liter's of Natural wheat ale with a 5.5% alchol by volume content.
The 18 year old Chinese boy drank .75 L
The 28 year old Korean drank 1 L
and the 48 year old Japanese man drank 2 L.
You out drank them all.
and now,
they are all drunk.
and you still remain sober (although I will admit that I feel if I drank any more I would be at least tipsy)
you are not horny.
you are possibly sleepy, but that might have something to do with the fact that A) you did not sleep alot last night and B) you have had a long day.
Nothing feels strange or odd (like the people in a drunken stupor are acting like)
the other three have decided to go smoke some mary jane in the barn
the 16 year old boy went to bed one hour ago deciding to not touch alcohol
and the korean seriously wished he could fuck you.
Now, you are going upstairs to read/fall asleep.
lock your door just in case, you're in the catskills with no communication what so ever.
...
..and you don't really like japanese food
..
and out of the 13 fish caught, you can claim two bluefin's and three catfish to your name.
g'nite.
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