I get campin eyes in the final hour last minute shoppers pickin cauliflower they fuss they make swear they were drivin a car they always moan moanin's not so cheap cheaper still cheaper still down the street


ragglefraggle boil and turn, i'm sorry.

Dad: So, how you holding up money wise?
Me: Well, you know, I just took the money I had and counted the rest of the days I had and found out that I only had 8 dollars a day to live off of and
Dad: whoa whoa whoa! Kid! You're not cinderella, Tory, I planned on giving you like another six hundred
Me: ...what?
Dad: Yeah!


Wait wait wait, how much in debt am I going to be to this guy? the apartment basically cost three grand what with a 500 security deposit. and you gave me 600, so I figured that's three 1200's I can work on that, but another six hundred, head aches a comin'

What? are you giving me this like you did half of that car so you won't worry about me in college? Is that it? Or are you for some reason gonna TRY to pay for my college too? I'm so very confused.