I like kids. Honestly, they're okay, but I can't stand them long enough. I never ever ever want children, I'd rather die an old spinster than have a little boogery faced shit. Sure, they're cute and sure, they're adorable, but once they get a bit bigger, and start sassing you, and lose the cute little face and learn the word "no" and stuff like that...ick, no thanks. For instance, yesterday..I was taking care of my siblings and cousins who are the ages as follows: 12, 10, 10, 7. We went to the neighborhood pool, with water slides and a big sand box and a kiddie area and everything! Well, this got the kids hyped up to go, so I let 'em free, while I sat down and read my literature book I had to read for my english class next year. Suddenly there is a "Everyone please evacuate the pool" it seems a little girl who was too small for slides went on it, and bumped her head. They called the paramedics and took her off on a stretcher. Then while everyone was still out of the pool...it rains...hard. I call out loud "Okay! We're going home!" To which it rained even harder...So while waiting for my Aunt's car to pick us up, the twelve year old was trying to make a deal with me saying how if they stayed a bit longer the rain would calm down. Everyone else had left, but the ignorant lifeguards were still there seeing nothing wrong with the lightning in the background and hearing that quiet rumble from afar. Then my ten year old brother punched me...alot..it hurts, he works his arm muscles so he doesn't understand his own strength, so what did I do? I punched him back, to which he tried to start a fight, but luckily my aunt came by in the car, when we got to her house it was lightly drizzling, to which all the kids said how it was all my fault, how I ruined their perfect day, and of course I responded "Of course! It's always TORY'S FAULT!" eh, children, never getting them..why am I still in italics when I pressed...oh well....when I get back, I'm changing the background to this, or at least make it easier to read the text in it..
adieu mon amis, adieu
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