2:44
"Hey babe, I'm going to buy myself a massage."
"Why don't you let me do it?"
"Well, like for a full hour??"
"Yeah I've done it in the past.."
"Um...Okay, sure, will you give me an hour massage?"
"Yeah, you've just got to exercise more, okay?"
"Okay!"
6:20
Me thinking to myself while working out
"What the fuck? That is fucked up for a relationship. I know I've got a tummy, I've been working out though dick wad, arms of steel here, so I've got a little tummy, I'm working on it, unlike you. Fucking jackass, I work 40 + goddamn hours a week, and you've been doing 25 since September. It's my goddamn money. What the fuck is wrong with me that I agreed to that shit. Fuck him I'm getting myself a massage, and reviewing our relationship. He should be open about concerns with my health, but that's fucking bribery over shit I don't need from him. Fuck him."
